“It sounded like a good idea at the
time”?
You just gotta lower your expectations
with an opening like that.
You just know it's going to end badly. The
conclusion, outcome, ending, the finale ….... not much hope. It's
just the specifics that bear telling.
First …...... understand that this
too is the fault of Ms. Karen Kimbler. Back to that later.
Nobody wants to read a bunch of boring details, so here are the main points.
- 69 km bike ride advertised on Gringo
tree.
- Charity fund raiser type of thing.
- Giving away 2 new mountain bikes at
destination.
- Promises to use secondary roads ….....
not main roads.
- Does suggest that participants be in
good physical condition.
- Destination is a mountain top lake.
- Mountain top lake is a couple valleys
over.
-You know what separates valleys …....
right? (Hint …... really big f*ckin Andes hills.) You see, if
there weren't big hills separating the valleys ….... it would be
the SAME valley. Anyway a couple valleys over and then UP even more.
- First stop is Turi …... if you live
here you understand the joy of that little bike climb.
Weather:
- Day before: beautiful
- Day after (today) : beautiful again
- Day of the ride :
Starts out cloudy and overcast.
Many days start that way and often end
up beautiful a couple hours later.
A couple hours later (and the rest of
the day) – RAIN
See below for a pic of secondary roads
combined with rain.
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| Yeah, that is an ambulance on the left. Yeah, it was for the riders. Yeah, I saw it used ...... twice. Once a few miles down this road. (some gal went to fast downhill on a windy, muddy, slippery road ......what did she expect?) The other time some old turd (my age) was laying down and being examined. I didn't look too closely. |
TAR?
Once at the destination, it became
obvious that we had all (200 of us) ridden through tar. It was
everywhere! How the hell do you ride through tar when you are on mud/rock roads. Someone mentioned that the really rich looking patch of
black muddy earth in the road….. oh, I get it.
I wondered if I had a big blob of tar
on my face. There was one guy that had a tar smear on the seat of
his pants that would have looked like a skid mark if the color was a
little different. I guess that was funny.
So, mainly, I was:
cold,
wet,
muddy,
splattered with tar,
tired.
AND, I did not win a mountain bike.
Okay, so you may be wondering exactly
how this is all Karen Kimbler's fault. Frankly, I am wondering myself. (As far as I can tell, she had nothing to do with it.) It
must be Dan Maloney's fault. After all, he loaned me his helmet. A
helmet was required. (Not everyone was wearing one. Duh.) Without a
helmet, I might not have gone. AND I still have to clean the tar off Dan's stupid helmet. So, yeah …....... this is Dan's fault.
Maybe it was partly the Brennie's fault too ….... I wanted to win a
mountain bike for her.
Life is Sweet (and muddy and sometimes
cold and wet)
Clarke
PS: This ride was for a good cause. I will probably go on the next one in about 6 months ...... or maybe I will just mail in a donation.
